Thursday, October 16, 2008

FROM THE NORWEGIAN ON THE MAX

AMY RUIZ-RUTHLESS LAWBREAKER


IT TURNS OUT THAT MERCURY REPORTER AMY RUIZ HAS BEEN INTENTIONALLY VIOLATING TRAFFIC LAWS BY RIDING HER BICYCLE RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE ROSE QUARTER KNOWING FULL WELL THAT THIS WAS ILLEGAL UNTIL TODAY!

HERE IS HER EXACT QUOTE ON HER MERCURY BLOG:


"I've been cutting through the center for over a year now. With the lack of cars, and the fact that buses and light rail trains are oh-so-easy to spot and then avoid, I actually feel more safe cruising through there than I do on Vancouver/Williams."

OFFICIAL NOTICES

http://portlandoregontransitnews.blogspot.com/2008/10/official-notices.html

RIDERSHIP STATISTICS-trimet publication

http://www.box.net/shared/static/xs7hn1j4mz.pdf

TRIMET ANNUAL REPORT-trimet publication

http://www.box.net/shared/static/127svubn9p.pdf

BUS STOP GUIDLINES-trimet publication

http://www.box.net/shared/static/4izz6s2r1h.pdf

NEW STATION ASSISTANT MANAGER AT MERLO

I ALWAYS LIKED THIS GUY! PRETTY DECENT FELLOW!
Now here is the question, anybody that can answer this question gets the bonus prize:
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EX-WIFE CHERYL, WHO USED TO BE ANOTHER TRIMET EMPLOYEE?

WALL OF BUSES INSTALLED AT MERLO

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

DENNIS SPEAKS PART 2

ROSS RACER VISITS CENTER STREET GARAGE


On Monday I made my quarterly pilgrimage to the Center Street Garage to attend the Winter bus operator sign up. Here's what I saw:

A Ping Pong table! We need one of these at Merlo.



Bicycle Parking Garage. A nice dry, safe, and secure area.


Center Street may get all of the bells and whistles, but I'm still glad I work at Merlo.

DENNIS SPEAKS

Palin Doll Sent To Factory For Retooling













DETROIT (CAP) - Engineers of the plastic Sarah Palin doll, used successfully for both the Charlie Gibson and Katie Couric interviews, will transport the Palin 8000 to a retooling factory in Detroit due to "overstressed circuitry" caused by "extensive wear and tear" on the unit during its vice presidential debate and subsequent campaign stops.

"She's been a great little doll, answering questions with an impressive approximation of human speech," lead engineer Jack Landow said. "Yes, we sent her out with some minor bugs, but all in all, we're very proud of the Palin 8000."

HOW SHOULD TRIMET DEAL WITH CRIME AND FARES-MASS TRANSIT MAG

JASON MCHUFF GETS AROUND-heads to sunset transit center to meet BOB!

MY OLD PAL JOHN SHOWS UP IN BEAVERTON! #1 trimet fan who rode with me daily for almost 2 years!

BOB GETS PING PONG TABLE!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

FREE MAN MIX

SUNSET BOB

http://sunsetbob.blogspot.com/2008/10/mike-asks-about-youtube.html

http://sunsetbob.blogspot.com/2008/10/mike-gets-code-4.html

http://sunsetbob.blogspot.com/2008/10/drivers-under-pressure.html

http://sunsetbob.blogspot.com/2008/10/bus-driver-prayer.html

http://sunsetbob.blogspot.com/2008/10/bob-reflects.html

http://sunsetbob.blogspot.com/2008/10/we-need-ping-pong-table.html

BLIND MAN PUNCHED AFTER GETTING OFF BUS

PALIN ENGAGES IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES

IT GETS UGLIER AND UGLIER

DRUNK AND DISORDERLY-1/2


Thursday, October 9, 2008

RAINBOW AT BTC

LAWMAN STANDS WITH PEOPLE!

GREAT DEPRESSION CANNED GOOD AVAILABLE NOW

HOW DO YOU GET SOAP OUT OF THIS THING?

GLOBAL ELITE ARE MAKING THEIR MOVE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxmHSgERce0

ROD SERLING MEETS JOHN MCCAIN

WHO INVENTED REQUEST FOR FULL TIME FORM?

AL TRIES TO RUFFLE JANET...fails

HOW SHOULD TRIMET DEAL WITH FARES AND CRIME?

TRANSIT SAFETY UNDER MICROSCOP

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

JUVENILES ACTING STUPID

AL REDESIGNS SIGN UP REQUEST SHEET

http://portlandoregontransitnews.blogspot.com/2008/10/al-redesigns-sign-up-request-sheet.html

LUCI TRIES AGAIN

AL RE-ACTIVATES HIS AMERITRADE STOCK TRADING ACCOUNT

http://alsstockreport.blogspot.com/2008/10/getting-ready-to-trade_9852.html

STEVE GETS GENERAL MANAGER AWARD

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

THE CHARTS

http://finance.google.com/finance?chdnp=1&chdd=1&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=maximized&chdeh=0&chdet=1223446789214&chddm=843260&cmpto=AMEX:SPY&cmptzos=-18000&q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ntsp=0

TRANSIT BEER #2-part 3

JASON MCHUFF AT TRANSIT BEER #2-tries to take my hat!

RIDER PISSED AT 76 DRIVERS

I AM NOT A NUMBER!

TRANSIT BEER #2-part 2

TRIMET EMPLOYEES HAVE GREAT TIME AT TRIMET

ROSS RACER BACK FROM VACATION

SOMEBODY STOLE THE BATTERIES

Saturday, October 4, 2008

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS?

67 rider talks about growing up in Beaverton

THE ANGIE FILES-lost episode 2

TRIMET CODE

http://www.box.net/shared/static/sh0tp1bd4f.pdf

FAMOUS PASSENGERS-yellow man

THE ANGIE FILES

2 BIKES IN FRONT AND TWO BIKES IN BACK

PASSENGERS HATE INTERLINING

RISE OF THE 4TH REICH?


RON PAUL ON THE BAILOUT

SUNSET BOB UPDATE-10/3/08