Monday, September 29, 2008

MAITENANCE UP FOR THE JOB!



















Today the maintenance department has been spotted working on replacing and fixing the ailing SUNSET TRANSIT CENTER bathroom floor!

Secret Service Working On Presidential Lark Scooter














WASHINGTON (CAP) - Designs for a Lark motorized scooter customized according to the height and weight of Republican presidential candidate John McCain were approved a month ago, sources within the Secret Service told CAP News officials yesterday.

Production on the bullet-proof Ground Lark One began last week in anticipation of the GOP candidate's possible inauguration in January.

GROUND ZERO

Sunday, September 28, 2008

MESSAGE TO BOB R

ADRON HALL-TRANSIT BEER 1-part2

KEN..........and more..........

THE NEW PRESIDENT

TOM CORDS EXCLUSION LIST

CRIME REPORTS

http://www.crimereports.com/map/loadmap?mapid=1:MuuadU17cd6ZewuXutfSN4xglyZYrrRwxTSM7zkeuhWynUoyaUY13pX4ginnLylcXYz1pX4finnUwpTXOx6llvcgw

LUCI PAYS UP

AMERICAN CHILREN WILL BE EATING ROADKILL

SHIRLEY HUFFMAN

ADRON HALL-notes from transit beer #1

ITS JOE'S BIRTHDAY!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

HOW DO YOU GET IN HERE?

AND YOU THOUGHT DRIVING THE 76 LINE WAS TOUGH?



ERIK HALSTEAD ON YOUTUBE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_flH3b-Hnco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzyyBtR3pJg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DdetWiuKrE

TRIMET PAYS

PORTLAND STREETCAR VISUALIZTIONS VIDEO GAME

SUNSET TRANSIT CLEANERS PART 1

TOXIC WATER+TOM CORD EXCLUDED

SUNSET TRANSIT CENTER CLEANERS-PART 2

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

TRANSIT BEER....COME ON DOWN..

All are invited, let me know what your thoughts are on...


If you know anyone else that might want to join us, or would cross post this notice somewhere please go ahead.

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BLUE LINE RIDERS ON TRIMET

FRED SPEAKS IN BEND OREGON

OPERATOR "CHUCK" IN HIS NATURAL STATE

ROSS RACER REPORTING

http://rosswrede.blogspot.com/2008/09/new-feature-added-to-sunset-transit.html

Obama Leading McCain In Football, Billiards Polls












WASHINGTON (CAP) - With a little over a month to go before the general election, most national polls now give Democrat Barak Obama a slight edge over Republican counterpart John McCain. More troubling for McCain, however, are a series of popularity and likeability (PAL) polls, which show Barak Obama gaining ground on the all-important have-a-beer-with front.

"You had Obama barely edging McCain in the Who Would You Rather Watch a Football Game With poll, the Who Would You Rather Shoot Pool With poll, and the increasingly important Who Would You Rather Watch Dancing With The Stars With poll," said independent political analyst Hugh Smithers.

ANGIES LAST RIDE

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

2 OF THE BEST STATION AGENTS EVER

SUPERVISORS ON FOOT PATROL+more from superstar JL

BOB CHECKS OUT LIFT SERVICE..AND MORE..

I HATE THIS SHIT

FEMALE BUS DRIVER BEATEN

HE LOSES CONTROL!

Fed Buys Up Baltic Ave, Marvin Gardens & Boardwalk













WASHINGTON (CAP) - The upheaval of the U.S. financial markets continued today as the Fed announced that the Federal Reserve Board will purchase ailing properties Baltic Ave, Marvin Gardens and Boardwalk for an unprecedented $3,650. This gives the federal government a controlling stake in strategic positions around the board.

"We are working closely with the other players to enhance the stability and orderliness of these key properties and minimize the disruption to the Monopoly economy," said Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. "With the government's help, everyone will pass Go and will collect $200."

[CONTINUED]

DISRESPECT OR JOKE, with more! -sunset bob

Monday, September 22, 2008

GREAT MEDICAL SYSTEM

UNION REPORTS

PART 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atLxl3CCT1Q

PART 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1NO75auEXw

PART 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPkHycX6Uo0

FREEDOM? Not in America

Sunday, September 21, 2008

SUIT FOR BREAK TIME!

TINA FAE AS SARAH PALIN

JASON MCHUFF ENTERS CONTEST!

COUPLE OF GREAT GUYS

LEAVE THE GARBAGE CAN ALONE

THIS GUY MISSED THE LAST MAX!

MY CHERISHED AUTOGRAPH!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MERLO BOARD?

A MAN AND HIS DOG

TRIMET NEWS RELEASES

http://portlandoregontransitnews.blogspot.com/2008/09/trimet-news-releases.html

205 light rail photo gallery

I-205 Photo Light Rail Photo Gallery

PIRATES LOST-END UP AT BTC

PEPPER SPRAY FOR OPERATORS-ATU 689

ROSS RACER ON THE JOB INJURY!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

JL LAMBASTES AL-al unfazed

ELVIS RIDES THE BUS


Passengers on the 62 line witnessed a rare treat when “The King” Elvis Presley boarded the bus on Friday evening. Elvis was in town for a private function, however he and his band were gracious enough to perform the song, “Burning Love” while riding to their destination. Fortunately, surveillance cameras on the bus were able to record the entire performance.

When asked why a man of his stardom would ride public transportation, Elvis replied, “Whenever I'm in Portland, I always ride TriMet. I've always had a pleasant experience and I particularly enjoy the 62 line because the drivers are so courteous and knowledgeable. I can leave my limo at Graceland.”

Elvis signed autographs and posed for photographs before leaving and promised to be back again.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

BUS DRIVERS CAN WRITE TRAFFIC TICKETS

ROBERT GIVES UP ON TRIMET

FAMOUS OPERATORS

REQUEST FOR TRAINING

Al Qaeda Releases Fall/Winter Schedule











KABUL (CAP) - The upcoming season of attacks and threats by the world's largest terrorist organization promises to pack more wallop and suspense than previous years, according to officials for al Qaeda's scheduling division. The new season kicks off with a busy marketplace bombing next Thursday evening.

"I've seen the schedule, and that premiere is nothing compared to what they have planned for later in the season," said CAP News Entertainment Editor Greta Von Cistern. "But when you're up against the likes of Grey's Anatomy and CSI, you have little choice but to come out with both guns blazing."

HERE SHE IS!

BUS DRIVER APPRECIATION DAY

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

MECHANICS CHAIR IN BEAVERTON TRANSIT CENTER

JONATHAN HUNT AT RODEO

Dems Get Early Start On Blame For Obama Loss













WASHINGTON (CAP) - The Democratic Party has gotten an early jump on determining who to blame for losing the upcoming presidential election, according to several top Democratic analysts.

"Typically the Democrats don't start assigning blame until several weeks before they lose the election - a month, tops," said Bob Monks, a senior analyst at New School Communications. "The fact that they're starting this early is reflective of the party's new sense of determination, albeit a losing sense."

DANGER LOOMS AHEAD FOR TRANSIT UNIONS

THE MEMO

FAMOUS OPERATORS

NEEDLE ATTACK

TAMMY TELLS HER STORY

BOB COMES BACK TO WORK

AL DEALS WITH THE HEAT

FARE INSPECTORS AT THE RODEO

BOB TALKS ABOUT MEMO FROM DIRECTOR OF TRANSPORTATION

SUNSET BOB FOR PRESIDENT!!

     After his impressive showing at the 2008 TriMet Bus Roadeo on Saturday, Sunset Bob throws his hat into the ring.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

DOES THE YIELD LIGHT WORK?

ANGIE BACK FROM EXCLUSION-has minor seizure on bus

FRED QUOTED IN WALL STREET JOURNAL

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122092597953413373.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

HEHE...

SEATTLE VS PORTLAND...ADRON HALL

Sunday, September 7, 2008

ADRON HALL PRAISES TRIMET RELIABILITY!

SARA PALIN

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080922/gurwitch

SOMEBODY I KNOW

Thursday, September 4, 2008

NEWS

http://portlandoregontransitnews.blogspot.com/2008/09/090408.html

DRIVER OUT OF UNIFORM!

BOB DEALS WITH THE SECURITY ISSUE

PASSENGER HAS GREAT IDEA

POWER OUT!

DRIVER (JL) WINS $6100

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Bush Personally Removes Every New Orleans Resident Himself














EW ORLEANS (CAP) - In an apparent attempt to shore up his fading legacy during his last few months in office, President Bush announced that he and his advisors are personally driving thousands of New Orleans residents fleeing Hurricane Gustav to his ranch in Crawford, Tex. on a fleet of custom-fitted "Bushmobusses."

"During Hurricane Katrina, a lot of people were upset, and rightfully so, when we let all those people drown, which in retrorespect was a bad idea," said Bush from behind the wheel of the lead Bushmobus, the W1. "In our defense, we did give out a heck of a lotta trailers. Except they were filled with formadleyhide, which I'm told can cause cancer.

BOB COMMISERATES WITH AL