Monday, December 1, 2008

CHASTISED!

A NEW SIGN UP BEGINS-I GO BACK TO SUNSET TRANSIT CENTER

Wal-Mart Arms Greeters With Semi-Automatic Weapons


BENTONVILLE, Ark. (CAP) - In the wake of the trampling death of one of its employees during a "Black Friday" shoppers stampede in Long Island, N.Y., Wal-Mart has announced that its greeters will be outfitted with body armor and Kimber ICQB semi-automatic pistols, effective immediately.

"We know our customers are always excited to experience our high quality merchandise and terrific values," said Wal-Mart director of security Clint Redman. "That said, we want them to realize that if they become unruly, we are within our rights to shoot them in the chest."