Tuesday, June 2, 2009

DOES FRED SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE ON LEWIS AND CLARK COLLEGE?

JASON MCHUFF RIDES THE LAST LINE 10-NE 33RD BUS

BUS REGISTRATIONS ARE ACTUALLY IN THE OVERHEAD BIN ON THE 2900'S!

WHO'S THAT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ON PUBLIC TRANSIT?


Could be a federal prisoner!

DOES FRED SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE?

BUS DRIVER DREAM

PART TIME TRIMET OPERATORS CAN MAKE $50K ANNUALLY?

Streetcar vs. Trimet: Got Fare Boxes for Passengers Easy Payment?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AufRcrBjYG0

June 1, 2009

9/11 coincidences - parts 1 and 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHJHAp49Lh8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puWqNJI8Mjo&NR=1

EYE OF THE NEEDLE

http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=10248

INVESTMENT BANKING EXPLAINED

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'"

Chuck replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said," 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Chuck said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"
Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck now works for Morgan Stanley.

PETE TAYLOR-MASTER FISHERMAN

DOES FRED SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE?