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Bush Personally Removes Every New Orleans Resident Himself
EW ORLEANS (CAP) - In an apparent attempt to shore up his fading legacy during his last few months in office, President Bush announced that he and his advisors are personally driving thousands of New Orleans residents fleeing Hurricane Gustav to his ranch in Crawford, Tex. on a fleet of custom-fitted "Bushmobusses."
"During Hurricane Katrina, a lot of people were upset, and rightfully so, when we let all those people drown, which in retrorespect was a bad idea," said Bush from behind the wheel of the lead Bushmobus, the W1. "In our defense, we did give out a heck of a lotta trailers. Except they were filled with formadleyhide, which I'm told can cause cancer.
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