Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Palin Pleads Fifth, Refuses To Answer Debate Questions












ST. LOUIS (CAP) - Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin confounded pundits and further infuriated reporters today when the Alaska governor announced she would not be answering any questions during Thursday night's debate with Democratic nominee Joe Biden.

According to Palin campaign sources, who spoke on the condition no one in the media directly ask Palin anything, the GOP eye candy made the decision to "suspend her campaign that night" for two reasons: 1) She wanted to show soliditarity with presidential nominee John McCain, who pretended to threaten to not attend last week's debate in Mississippi out of respect for the tanking economy and 2) She is really "kinda freakin' out right now" about having to answer questions from anyone.

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