Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Palin Pleads Fifth, Refuses To Answer Debate Questions
ST. LOUIS (CAP) - Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin confounded pundits and further infuriated reporters today when the Alaska governor announced she would not be answering any questions during Thursday night's debate with Democratic nominee Joe Biden.
According to Palin campaign sources, who spoke on the condition no one in the media directly ask Palin anything, the GOP eye candy made the decision to "suspend her campaign that night" for two reasons: 1) She wanted to show soliditarity with presidential nominee John McCain, who pretended to threaten to not attend last week's debate in Mississippi out of respect for the tanking economy and 2) She is really "kinda freakin' out right now" about having to answer questions from anyone.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
MAITENANCE UP FOR THE JOB!
Today the maintenance department has been spotted working on replacing and fixing the ailing SUNSET TRANSIT CENTER bathroom floor!
Secret Service Working On Presidential Lark Scooter
WASHINGTON (CAP) - Designs for a Lark motorized scooter customized according to the height and weight of Republican presidential candidate John McCain were approved a month ago, sources within the Secret Service told CAP News officials yesterday.
Production on the bullet-proof Ground Lark One began last week in anticipation of the GOP candidate's possible inauguration in January.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
TRANSIT BEER....COME ON DOWN..
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Obama Leading McCain In Football, Billiards Polls
WASHINGTON (CAP) - With a little over a month to go before the general election, most national polls now give Democrat Barak Obama a slight edge over Republican counterpart John McCain. More troubling for McCain, however, are a series of popularity and likeability (PAL) polls, which show Barak Obama gaining ground on the all-important have-a-beer-with front.
"You had Obama barely edging McCain in the Who Would You Rather Watch a Football Game With poll, the Who Would You Rather Shoot Pool With poll, and the increasingly important Who Would You Rather Watch Dancing With The Stars With poll," said independent political analyst Hugh Smithers.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Fed Buys Up Baltic Ave, Marvin Gardens & Boardwalk
WASHINGTON (CAP) - The upheaval of the U.S. financial markets continued today as the Fed announced that the Federal Reserve Board will purchase ailing properties Baltic Ave, Marvin Gardens and Boardwalk for an unprecedented $3,650. This gives the federal government a controlling stake in strategic positions around the board.
"We are working closely with the other players to enhance the stability and orderliness of these key properties and minimize the disruption to the Monopoly economy," said Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. "With the government's help, everyone will pass Go and will collect $200."
Monday, September 22, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Saturday, September 20, 2008
ELVIS RIDES THE BUS
