Thursday, October 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Palin Pleads Fifth, Refuses To Answer Debate Questions
ST. LOUIS (CAP) - Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin confounded pundits and further infuriated reporters today when the Alaska governor announced she would not be answering any questions during Thursday night's debate with Democratic nominee Joe Biden.
According to Palin campaign sources, who spoke on the condition no one in the media directly ask Palin anything, the GOP eye candy made the decision to "suspend her campaign that night" for two reasons: 1) She wanted to show soliditarity with presidential nominee John McCain, who pretended to threaten to not attend last week's debate in Mississippi out of respect for the tanking economy and 2) She is really "kinda freakin' out right now" about having to answer questions from anyone.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
MAITENANCE UP FOR THE JOB!
Today the maintenance department has been spotted working on replacing and fixing the ailing SUNSET TRANSIT CENTER bathroom floor!
Secret Service Working On Presidential Lark Scooter
WASHINGTON (CAP) - Designs for a Lark motorized scooter customized according to the height and weight of Republican presidential candidate John McCain were approved a month ago, sources within the Secret Service told CAP News officials yesterday.
Production on the bullet-proof Ground Lark One began last week in anticipation of the GOP candidate's possible inauguration in January.